And how far is 174 KM in miles?

Ok, somebody down at City Hall has a warped sense of humor (read the pavement).

Some people really DO need to be reminded.

They do "other stuff" in it, too!

I can think of worse ways of finding out your in the hippo's self-wiping window. How many people got hit with poo before they posted this sucker?

Seems kind of obvious to me, but then some people stand behind a crapping hippo, so...

And some people don't read posted signs anyway. They usually end up coated in hippo crap and sand.

Discrimination most men can live with.

"Hey, Jimmy, did you update the marquee out front?" "Sure did, boss. The new Pirates movie should really stick it to Shrek!"

Sure, now they're sorry...