...and nowhere to go!

But the missing "john" eliminates the need for this product!

Fillin' out a time card must be hell...LOL!!!

 Wow, it's THAT dry...

What exactly do you DO at a testic---AHHH NEVER MIND!

Can I run the siren???

Maybe the cops can use this one. Hell, it does almost everything for ya!

 Do I have to plug it in?

Have a light beer and hit the bricks!